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CHAPTER 1
Far below the British Museum, in an underworld of silence,
they moved through sewers and storm drains.
A young man and woman, a pair of urban explorers, they had
penetrated the stone, brick, concrete and bitumen skin of the city like a
syringe needle entering plaque-bound arteries and veins beneath.
Secretly and illegally.
Above them, in the night street, a red double-decker bus
rolled past the dark iron gates and illuminated columns of the British Museum.
A poster on the bus showed a mummified crocodile, an
Egyptian queen and a crocodile-headed god.
A blockbuster exhibition was just days away from opening.
TREASURES OF EGYPT’S
CROCODILE QUEEN
‘Great Russell Street is up there’, the girl thought,
shining her flashlight up at the roof of the gullet where plaster stalactites
hung down like teeth.
It had been no easy feat injecting themselves into the
world beneath London in an age of terrorist paranoia and extra security, with
one CCTV camera for every dozen people in London. Urban exploration was
increasingly clandestine and risky. It took stealth, patience and skill.
She pictured the museum bustling in preparation for the
opening day of the exhibition. Were the workers disturbing the Egyptian mummies
asleep in their wooden coffins?
‘Mummies used to creep me out as a kid,’ she remembered.
Staring at those stiffened forms, she’d felt her own body stiffen with dread
and fascination.
That was a long time ago, before she’d met daredevil Kel
and followed his extreme pursuit of subterranean exploration.
Debris in the dank-smelling tunnel reminded her of mummies.
In her peering yellow beam, festoons of rags, threads, plastic and paper streamed
like rotted bandages from branches in the tunnel and clung to pipes, steps and
ancient ladder rungs and between cracks.
“I wonder if the Egyptian mummies above us would ever
dream there’s a man-made underworld underneath them?” she said to her companion.
“They’d feel quite at home,” he said. “Especially those croc
mummies in the new exhibition. Did you see the posters – and that Egyptian god with
a croc’s head?” His voice gave a sinister twist in the gullet. “You wouldn’t
want to meet him in an alley… or a sewer.”
A hiss and gargled roar suddenly exploded in the tunnel,
followed by insane, ringing laughter.
She jumped in fright.
Kel was a joker.
“Did you have to?” she said.
The laughter rattled into the distance.
“Some day a croc or alligator is going to find its way down
though a sewer or a lost river system,” he said. “Only a matter of time. But
probably not here in London, so relax. Unless it escapes from the zoo.”
“Okay, you can go in front,” she said.
“And leave you trailing behind?”
She caught up.
Water dripped plink,
plink, plink around them in the next brick-lined section. They walked for a
time in silence.
Disguised in orange luminous vests of maintenance workers
and wearing protective rubber boots, they moved over a floor pooled with inky
water, yet she could not resist turning back her beam to check behind them.
Nothing.
Just bricks in the curving walls, the joins darkly
delineated like scales, stretching away into blackness. Endless blackness.
Victorian age engineers, like whiskered, demented moles,
had tunnelled an astonishing 1,100 miles of brick-lined sewers, reservoirs and
storm drains.
The thought of reptilian scales made her shiver.
She steeled herself.
Think of adventure. Discovery.
From her first descent, urban exploration had opened up an
adrenaline rush like a flood through her body. It left archaeology, once her
planned career, for dead, she thought.
UrbEx, or Urban exploration, was mystery under a lid, the
lid being a manhole cover.
It had taken them to surprising places. They had emerged from
a manhole
cover under the MI6 building and in the grounds of Buckingham Palace.
They had entered Winston Churchill’s war rooms, a series
of bunkers where they had come upon the statesman’s personal bathtub. They had
found ghost stations, including the almost mythical British Museum underground
rail station, mothballed before the Second World War.
One tunnel took them to a hoary burial catacomb tucked underneath
Brompton cemetery, crammed to the roof with wooden coffins, rotted and
splitting, one coffin smashed to splinters.
A vandal?
Urban explorers were normally careful not to give their
sport a bad name.
They left things as they were. ‘Take nothing. Leave
nothing behind but your footprints,’ was the mantra.
But no coffins tonight, please.
Anything was possible though.
It was a bewildering underground labyrinth of interlinked train
tunnels, subterranean rivers, reservoirs, deep-level shelters and utility
tunnels for data delivery, gas pipes, and serpentine electricity, where an army
of aliens could breed and nobody would ever know.
Until the occasional sewer or gas worker went missing.
Eaten perhaps.
Eaten perhaps.
We always imagined we were irresistible to alien tastebuds,
she thought.
But why did we suppose that monsters wanted to hide in
places like this anyway? If they’d travelled across the cold darkness of the universe,
wouldn’t they prefer to sun themselves on remote beaches rather than skulk in city
drains?
They reached a fork in the storm water drain where a mass
of paper and threads had collected and jammed. As she turned her light on it, a
spectral image jumped into her beam.
A thing out of mythology appeared like a fish hidden among
seaweed, a standing figure that was human and yet not human, its stained cloth wrappings
blending in with a mass of trailing tatters. But where was its head? Raised in
hiding, revealing only a yellow, scaled reptile’s throat?
Her torch beam trembled.
Now the head came down from the tatters like a drawbridge
to reveal craggy and powerful jaws and teeth. The bulging rocks of eyes split
open to reveal slitted yellow moons.
It hissed softly and stepped out, emerging from the waste
and effluvium of urban existence.
“Kel. Your light! There’s something...”
His beam flew to meet hers, flooding the mass in a bright glare.
His beam flew to meet hers, flooding the mass in a bright glare.
“What?”
I thought I saw
something... weird -”
No creature lurched out at them.
“Phantom of the sewer,” he said.
Their lights revealed no more than a wastepaper coronary
in a drain.
“Sorry.”
The pair moved on past the blockage, taking their lights
away with them.
But a fear lurched after her and the tunnel’s breath
chilled her.
Too much talk of crocodiles, she thought.
It showed the power of suggestion, especially down here among
the shadows and coruscating lights in tunnels.
CHAPTER 2
She spotted Jon crossing the Great Court of the British
Museum.
“Come for a sneak peek at the exhibition, Jon, or is this
an official visit?” Jennefer said.
The sharply dressed young Londoner had been her partner in
several mysterious investigations, a policeman from the Metropolitan Art and
Antiques unit, Jon Lawlor. He gave a flirtatious smile and a glance around the
famous internal courtyard. “Or maybe I’ve just come a-courting. But no, I’m
hoping the BM’s best young curator can take me behind the scenes. It may have a
bearing on my visit.”
He eyed an exhibition poster splashed across the luminous
white interior of the Great Court. It showed a crocodile mummy inset with the image
of the crocodile-headed god Sobek sitting beside an Egyptian queen.
“Those croc posters are unsettling.”
“Thanks. I’ll tell Lynn.” Lyn was the exhibition’s curator.
She knew Jon and was a close friend of Jennifer’s.
“Coffee first?” he said. “The heady combination of fresh
coffee and ancient artefacts always calls.”
“All right. I’m due for a break.”
They climbed the circular staircase of the white tower to
the Courtyard Restaurant and ordered.
“What is it, Jon?”
She prepared herself to be shocked. Jon had a habit of
surprising her with outrageous statements of the improbable or the impossible,
which he later qualified or moderated. He liked to get the impossible out of
the way, he always said. Trouble was, he was fiendishly clever and she could
never quite ‘unthink’ what he’d planted in her thinking.
He rarely disappointed.
“I think we have a monster on the loose in London,” he
said.
“A monster?”
“A creature out of Egyptian mythology you could say.”
“I’m not an animal catcher. I’m a curator of Egyptian
antiquities.”
“Well, this creature is not unrelated. There’s a certain
synchronicity at work here. You see, the creature in question appears to be
crocodilian, like the theme of your exhibition. Or so the Royal Veterinary
College expert is telling us.”
“Us?”
“Arts and Antiques, and Scotland Yard. And they’re also
telling us.”
“Us?”
“You keep saying that.”
“What has all this to do with me?”
“Not you. Us,” he said, correcting her. “They’re calling
on our combined talents once again.”
“To find an escaped crocodile? What’s it got to do with
ancient Egyptian antiquities?”
“There’s been a spate of killings. The British Museum’s
upcoming exhibition may have triggered it. Three people have been killed.”
“You mean the exhibition has inspired a serial killer?”
“You mean the exhibition has inspired a serial killer?”
“I told you the posters were unsettling.”
“And you of course have a theory.”
“I do. Whose mummy is at the centre of this exhibition?”
Why was he asking?
All of London knew. The Crocodile Queen.
“The Middle Kingdom Queen Sobekneferu, a queen who came to
rule as a pharaoh. The discovery of her tomb near the oasis city near Crocodilopolis
made world headlines and this is a special touring exhibition to boost Egyptian
tourism.”
“Yes, but she’s famous for something else.”
“She extended the lost labyrinth of her father Amenemhat
III in the Faiyum Oasis area. She also had a unique affiliation with the
crocodile god Sobek. In fact her name, Sobekneferu, means ‘Beauty of Sobek.’”
“And what was the special role of the crocodile god Sobek?”
“Jon, you have an air of a coaching professor. I’m the
Egyptologist, you’re the gifted amateur.”
“Sobek, the crocodile god, was the ferocious protector of
the pharaoh. Someone, or something, is killing people around the British
Museum.”
“Hang on, these killings happened around the British
Museum? I’ve heard nothing about this.”
“No, it’s been kept quiet. The killings happened beneath the museum. In the sewers nearby, in fact. There’s been an electrician killed, a fibre optic cable worker, a sewer maintenance worker.””
“No, it’s been kept quiet. The killings happened beneath the museum. In the sewers nearby, in fact. There’s been an electrician killed, a fibre optic cable worker, a sewer maintenance worker.””
“Attacks by a crocodile?”
He swayed in indecision.
“Well, let’s just say the remains had the marks of a
crocodile’s teeth. Skulls crushed in by powerful jaws. Protective hard hats offered
no protection.”
“But how could a crocodile get down into the sewer?”
“But how could a crocodile get down into the sewer?”
“Ah, but is it a crocodile..?” he said.
“What else? A serial killer with a croc’s head? Oh great,
Jon. Why don’t I have a go at the impossible for a change?” she said. “Let’s
see. The killer is actually the ancient Egyptian god Sobek, half man, half
crocodile and he’s been dormant all these years. Maybe some Victorian amateur archaeologist
brought him here from Egypt when the sewers were first built and then decided
to get rid of him. But now the mummy of Queen Sobekneferu pops up in London, so
he’s suddenly come awake and he’s mad as hell and creating havoc. Doing his job
of protecting the female pharaoh...”
Jon gulped his coffee.
“Where do you get this stuff from?”
She kicked him under the table.
“The unadorned facts, please.”
He shrugged.
“You have the basics. But the synchronicity keeps
thickening. An esoteric organisation is sniffing around London to complicate
matters, their interest sparked by the Queen Sobekneferu exhibition. Do you
know that certain European families and organisations still take their impetus
from this little-known ancient Egyptian Queen, Sobekneferu and her cult of Sobek?
They claim to be descendants. Have you heard of the Dragon - or Sacred
Crocodile - Court, known as The Societas Draconis? The royal houses of Europe
followed its rituals and ceremonies. One of the more infamous members of the
society was Vlad, of Vlad the Impaler fame.”
“Count Dracula? You’ve been at the Dan Brown again.”
“Fact.”
“That’s what Dan Brown always says.”
“This is apparently some radicalised, highly occult, breakaway
cell of the Societas Draconis that’s treading over the police investigations
into the murders.”
“What are we supposed to do?”
“We’ve got to get to work.”
“I can’t just walk out of here,” she said. “There’s an
exhibition about to open.”
“It’s all been cleared with the museum.”
Things were happening above her head, Jennefer thought,
and apparently under her feet in the sewers below as well.
“But why did Scotland Yard come to you?”
“Us.”
“This isn’t a missing arts and antiquities matter. I know
we’ve had experience with some cases beyond the normal that still baffle me and
give me nightmares...”
“We have a reputation and there’s a fear that somebody may be out to steal antiquities.”
“We have a reputation and there’s a fear that somebody may be out to steal antiquities.”
“Rob the exhibition?” she said.
“Could be.”
“Are you planning on dragging me on a hunt through
London’s sewers?” Jennefer said.
“Police and search teams have been sweeping the sewers,
but they’ve found nothing.”
Probably not surprising, “If it is an escaped crocodile it
could be underwater. Like us. I think we’d be in over our heads on this.”
“I agree that we need help.”
“A crocodile catcher?”
“We need expertise the law doesn’t have. We need some
illegal help. I’ve made contact, through a friend, with a couple of urban
explorers. One of them actually used to be an archaeology student.”
“I’ve heard of that breed. Illegal explorers who haunt the
sewers.”
“More than a thousand miles of sewers, hundreds of miles
of storm drains, moth-balled train tunnels, bunkers and utility tunnels, not to
mention river systems. Just think of it as urban archaeology. Or visiting the
ancient Egyptian underworld.”
“Without the Egyptian gods of judgement...”
“Or maybe with one.”
“What do you really think is
going on, Jon?”
“You’re forcing it out of me.”
“The truth. Who is doing this?”
“I’ll tell you. The killer is actually the ancient
Egyptian god Sobek, half man, half crocodile and he’s been dormant all these
years. An amateur Victorian archaeologist brought him here from Egypt when the
sewers were first built and then decided to get rid of him. But now the mummy
of Queen Sobekneferu pops up in London, so he’s suddenly come awake and he’s
mad as hell and creating havoc. Doing his job of protecting the female
pharaoh...”
Now she gave him a glare.
He chuckled.
“Sorry. I’ve gone as far as I can figuring out the
impossible. But the possible is a little harder to reach. That’s why we’re
going underground.”
“What about sewer rats?”
“Preferable to snakes and scorpions in Egypt, I’d have
thought. They can kill you. Rats just scurry away.”
“And squeak.”
“And squeak.”
“So what now?”
“Show-me-the-mummy!” Jon said.
CHAPTER 3
Museum assistants, electricians and lighting experts were
painting a diorama of Middle Kingdom Egypt in light.
“Not too dark, please,” Lyn the exhibition curator said to
the team, under the watchful eyes of the Egyptian official overseers.
“The Egyptians think the BM gets too moody and
atmospheric,” Jennefer said in a whisper.
“And I take it they’d prefer fairground lights.”
Sobekneferu’s mummy was already in place in her climate
controlled display case. Shifting lights cast swaying shadows over her mummy.
Jon studied the form in thoughtful silence as she stirred
in the fluttering shadows and light.
“The beauty of Sobek,” he whispered at last. “I hope she
was less scary than her god.”
Sobekneferu’s mummy wrappings looked the colour of cured tobacco
leaf, tightly wrapped as a cigar and revealing a slender, tapering form within.
Typically ancient Egyptian, he thought, high-waisted and
long-legged.
A queen who rose to become a king.
“There were of course other queens, notably Hatshepsut,
who ruled as a king,” she said, “but ancient records establish Sobekneferu
securely as the first. We actually have something of hers in our own
collection. A glazed steatite cylinder like a rolling pin covered in text. It’s
the queen’s seal. Which reminds me, I’ve got to get it out of its case and add
it to the exhibition display.”
He interrogated the stretched out mummy silently.
She remained just as silent.
If Sobekneferu knew anything about the string of murders,
she was keeping it under wraps, he thought.
Her mummy lay in a rectangular painted cedar coffin in the
severe Middle Kingdom style, its outer walls painted in palace-facade design
and bearing painted udjat-eyes like
solar full-eclipses, allowing her to stare out at the world.
Perhaps this inner wooden coffin had once nested inside a
golden outer, he thought, but this might have disappeared in ancient times during
the chaos of the Second Intermediate Period that followed immediately after her
reign.
They moved on to view an image of the queen in milky
calcite standing beside the enthroned figure of the crocodile god Sobek.
A nasty brute, Jon thought. Lethal jaws, the reptile’s
head made even more repellent by the powerfully muscled man’s body beneath. He
could rip you part even without the jaws and teeth.
Jon lingered in front of the carved image of the queen. It
showed a strong faced woman. She wore a mixture of male and female regalia, a
vee necked dress as well as a man’s kilt over the top, together with a
pharaoh’s nemes headdress and a royal
cobra on her brow. The queen had pronounced ears, a convention to say that she
had ears for her god, her people... and also for the whispers of any enemies.
Jon gave her calcite crocodile companion one more look. The
croc god was a giant. Even seated, he was higher that the standing figure of
the queen.
‘The Snatcher, He
Who Loves Robbery, Pointed of Teeth’ they called the violent Nile
crocodile.
They passed on to displays of blackened mummified
crocodiles, cloth bound torpedoes with pointed jaws, they stretched out their jagged
lengths. Illuminated CT scans showed remains of their last meals inside their
stomachs. A beef portion, a cow’s foreleg...
In ancient Egypt, the cultic manifestation of Sobek took
the form of a giant crocodile that lived a pampered existence in a temple lake,
adorned with gold and jewels on its scaly body and hand fed by the priests. People
would journey from all parts Egypt to watch it feed just as they did today at
crocodile parks in Africa and Australia.
He hid a shudder.
CHAPTER 4
“Where are we going?” she said.
“We need to see a vicar.”
“This is sudden.”
“Not marriage... although I have hopes.”
“I’ll get my bag.”
They came out of the exhibition area and went though the white
marbled courtyard, under the tessellated glass roof.
Jon hailed a rattling black cab outside the museum and
they jumped in the back.
“Holy Trinity, Brompton,” he told the driver.
The Anglican Church grew faces like Rev Kevin Hibberd’s,
Jon thought.
Mild and scrubbed, greying hair carefully parted, blue eyes
like a pale stained glass sky that had looked down on too many christenings,
marriages and funerals.
Jon introducing Jennefer and accepted the invitation to
enter the rector’s parlour at Holy Trinity, Brompton.
“Do make yourselves comfortable.”
Heavy Victorian furniture didn’t quite lend itself to
that. It imposed rather than yielded.
“Thanks for seeing us. As you know, I’m with the Metropolitan
Police Arts and Antiques unit and Jennefer is a curator at the British Museum.”
“Yes, yes. But as I said to the police, it wasn’t an
antiquity theft. Perhaps more an act of vandalism.”
He sprang up and came back with a journal, its covers foxed
and stained, which he opened on his knee. “One of my early forbears was a
former vicar at HTB. An independently wealthy man, he was an amateur
archaeologist with a passion for visiting the sites of ancient Egypt. He was
also quite the collector. In the Victorian age, when that sort of thing was
less frowned upon,” he added with a nod to Jennefer.
“He had certain acquisitions sent back to England by
steamer, including a prized early coffin from the Fayoum region, apparently. It
was a remarkable piece by all accounts. With disturbing contents. A large Egyptian
mummy replete with a crocodile mask.”
Jennefer sat up.
“I’ve seen a hawk-headed coffin,
the silver coffin of Sheshonq II and that was eerie enough, but a crocodile
head?”
“Very ancient.
Primordial, Horatio Hibberd believed. He wrote here in his journal...
‘I came by the
mummy in Crocodilopolis in the Fayoum region of Egypt. I cannot decide whether
it is an embodiment of an Egyptian deity or an Egyptian demon. In my view, to
be a Christian, let alone a minister of the church, one has to believe in a
spirit world, in a world of good and evil entities... This acquisition fell
into the latter camp for within weeks of setting it up temporarily in my
rectory study, great misfortune befell my family and even parishioners who called
on me. It has a malefic presence that began to torment me in my dreams. I value
antiquities too highly to destroy it and I would not have wished it upon a
revered institution such as the BM, so I elected to have it shut away in a
hidden catacomb, beneath the cemetery among the underworld of drains and
tunnels beneath London, where I sensed it belonged.’
He closed the
book.
“When news of
the crocodile exhibition’s arrival at the British Museum, I decided to track
down this piece of shadowy family history.”
“You found the coffin?”
“You found the coffin?”
“Yes, yes, after
some difficulty, but it was in pieces, the ancient wood smashed to splinters
and powder as if in an attack of rage. And the mummy itself gone. Tossed into
the underground sewers and storm water drains, I suppose...”
“Not stolen?”
“No, no, here’s
the thing. The crocodile mask, in beaten sheet gold was left among the dust and
splinters.”
“O.M.G,”
Jennefer said, conscious of their surroundings. “Do you have it? May-we-examine-it?”
She sounded
afraid of her blurted out request in case it spooked him. It also carried the
risk of refusal.
Jon sensed, and shared,
her suspense.
“Well it’s not
here in the parlour, I can tell you that.”
He saw
Jennefer’s shoulders slump fractionally, but Jon noticed the tone of squeamishness
in the churchman’s voice.
“You remembered
the cautionary tales about its malefic effects.”
“Exactly. I’m a
pragmatist. Come with me.”
Jennefer shared a look of relief with Jon.
Jennefer shared a look of relief with Jon.
They followed
the vicar out of the back of the rectory and along a flowered path in the
garden. He stopped at a stone shed.
“My potting
shed,” he said.
God in a shed, or
an Egyptian one at least, Jon thought.
The vicar opened
the padlocked door and they followed him into an area brightly lit by a glass
greenhouse roof.
An object under
a white cloth sat on a bench beside empty terracotta pots.
The cloth revealed
an unmistakeable form within its folds.
He heard
Jennefer catch her breath as they approached it.
Crocodilian.
Hugely wide at the jaws, long attacking snout. There seemed to be a glow
beneath the cloth in the sunshine slanting in from the roof.
He thought of
the mummified saurian torpedoes in the exhibition. The calcite statue of the
croc god enthroned beside Queen Sobekneferu.
In a slow
reveal, the vicar drew off the cloth and a new sun broke out of the white
cloud. With a final flourish, he pulled off the rest.
It jumped out at
them in a flashing attack of threatening jaws... a malignantly brilliant
crocodile’s head in beaten gold.
“OMG, again,”
Jennefer said, taking a step back.
“Not your god, I
hope,” the vicar said. “A malevolently pagan one.”
“Sobek!”
Here was the god
linked with the Egyptian devil god Seth and with Apophis the Great Snake of Outer
Darkness, a splashing, rampaging monster, yet also the pharaoh’s fierce protector.
It dazzled like
the sun, yet not a warm embracing sun, rather the sun of scorching destruction.
Within its
fierce radiance were two more suns, eyes of blazing yellow rock crystal with
slitted pupils of obsidian.
It was one of
the most terrifying things Jon had ever seen. Not even the most grotesquely
decaying mummy, its mouth gaping in rictus, could strike this fluttering dread
in his heart.
Had this golden
mask burnt in torch flames in a temple once, or perhaps within the heart of
Egypt’s great Lost Labyrinth?
Jennefer was
thinking the same thing.
Provenance.
“Did the journal
say exactly where he found this?” she said in a whisper.
“I’m afraid not.
Only that he came by it in the Fayoum area. Crocodilopolis. He may simply have
purchased it.”
“This should be
at the heart of the exhibition!” she said, bending to examine the golden form
closely. The gold had been beaten so finely that even the sharp ridges of teeth
emerged from the sides of the jaws.
“It’s
breathtaking.”
“I’m afraid that’s
not possible. I am planning to write a book telling the story of this find and
I don’t want to pre-empt myself.”
“May I take a
photo on my iPhone?” Jon said.
“I’d rather
not.”
As if suddenly wary
of their keen attention and almost regretting his disclosure, he threw the cloth
back over the head.
Jon felt an inconsolable
sense of loss as the cloud settled back over the glittering image and also
relief as if he had been staring too long into the sun.
“Your wildly
impossible theory is not looking so impossible now,” he said in a murmur to Jennefer.
“My theory? It
was yours. I just know how your mind works.”
“Please keep
this to yourself,” the vicar said. “Very few know about its existence.”
Then some people did.
Then some people did.
He wondered who.
(Excerpt from THE CROCODILE GOD)
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